Now thar the Polar Vortex 2.0 has invaded the eastern half of the U.S. for the past several days, plunging our world into a dark, icy bitterness which seems, and feels, without end, it is good to remember all the different ways to keep yourself warm.

Good, hard, sweaty and constant fucking is one of the best ways to ward off the onslaught of winter’s cold. Finding a girl who loves to fuck during those frigid January nights is a true delight indeed. It is something Racer X has been enjoying during this spell of particularly bitter cold.

Winter can have its pleasures too.