I wish this were true, but apparently Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940. Oh well…this is still pretty funny.
Chuck Norris is one of the original action heroes. Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Jason Statham all owe something to him for helping to pave the way for great action films.
Norris is 72 and still looking pretty good. If you stay in shape, eat well, and have a healthy outlook on life, you can live a long and prosperous life, God willing. For that alone Norris is a good model for all men. In his own way Norris has achieved alpha status.
Here is a toast to Chuck Norris..conqueror of Nazi Germany!
The Chase 
Bwana Simba said:
Chuck Norris blew down the Big Bad Wolf’s house.
insideawomansmind said:
Did you hear? Chuck Norris was bitten by a very venemous snake last week. After 5 days of excrutiating pain, the snake died.
Racer X said:
Inside,
Haha…sounds true!