Yeah, shit does happen.
Here is some wisdom from the great religions of the world.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucious says, shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Native American: What is the medicine of shit?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pantheism: It’s all the same shit.
Atheism: I don’t believe this shit.
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Perhaps this is all we need to get through the trials and tribulations of life? Perhaps.
The Chase 
zorroprimo said:
Yee-haw. Rosie dying in freak skydiving accident is EPIC!
Still and all…
Best wishes,
K
insideawomansmind said:
Made me laugh on a bittersweet night.
Racer X said:
Glad I could do that for you…
Butterfly Flower said:
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
When I first developed Rheumatoid Arthritis, I turned to my faith for support. Instead, I was told I deserve to suffer from a painful life-threatening incurable illness.
For some reason, modern Catholicism is more aligned with the teachings of Oral Roberts, than with the teachings Christ.
anonymous said:
KJV-only Evangelicalism: Dung Happeneth.